snocompton 

the snoqualmie river valley area. reppin 98065-45

i was gunna mob down to snocompton, but the snopo stomped on my bitch ass

snocompton by mrsa&pants May 17, 2008

Spokompton 

Spokompton, AKA Spokane is a stagnant rotting settlement in eastern Washington State near the Idaho border not totally but largely populated by losers of various sorts. Any talented local youth wastes no time escaping Spokompton shortly after high school. Spokompton is so far removed from cosmopolitan Seattle that it more appropriately belongs in nearby Idaho.....or maybe West Virginia.

This depressing run-down armpit excuse of a "city" can only be endured in doses of not much more than three consecutive days before one feels compelled to tear his eyes from their sockets and push needles into his ears while chewing aluminum foil. For those not stoners or meth-heads, there is little to do in this ghetto but watch losers pass by on their way to the convenience store for another couple of 40s.

The fairly pleasant summer weather gives way to a dreary fall followed by a dark and nasty winter where cars driving with chains on salted roads create parallel canyons in each lane revealed only by the spring snow melt that leaves behind shoe ruining slop should you have to walk in it.

Spokompton a town that people generally leave - not move to unless coerced by powers beyond their control.

This town is so messed up it reminds me of Spokompton.

There are more losers in this town than Spokompton.

Spokompton by Smack Baby August 21, 2011

Spokompton 

Spokompton is a semi-affectionate, semi-derogatory nickname for the city of Spokane located in Eastern Washington. No, it's not as dangerous as Compton, but giving it a clever name like Spokompton helps its citizens cope with the reality of living in a meth and heroin-infested place that is rife with mental illness and devoid of opportunity.

While there are a lot of really unique and clever people living here, they all give off a sort of tortured soul or damaged goods kind of vibe, even when they try to seem cheery and fun. Most people who live here would rather live in Seattle or Portland, but lack the resources, connections, and willpower to make a permanent move. Usually, the best people can do is save up enough to take a handful of yearly road trips.

But, it's not all bad. Relative to much of the planet and even to much of America, Spokompton is a realistic place to carve out a decent living. Washington state has some of the best healthcare in the United States and you can attend school for ridiculously cheap at SFCC and EWU. Housing is really affordable, restaurants have tolerable variety, and there are no severe humanitarian concerns or disasters to worry about. Every basic human need is easily met here and the nights are extremely peaceful; if you want to lay low and dodge the unrealistic demands of modern life, this is a place to do it.

Chill and dwell, be humble, and learn to love what you got.

"Spokompton is pretty ghetto, but somehow not that dangerous. Maybe the black market here is as bad as the legal market, so gangs don't even bother."

"Spokompton: Not much here, but it's livable. And hey, at least the pressure's off."

Spokompton by clownprinceoftime June 7, 2017

Scompton 

Scompton is the name used to represent where The Scum Lifestyle Movement began; South Central, Ontario or known by its native name, Ruscom.

It is nowhere related to the nickname used for Scarborough, located on the east-end of Toronto.

Scompton Productions was founded in Ruscom, Ontario

Scompton by racoon_skinner October 20, 2010

Spocompton

Slang term used in place of the city named, Spokane, located in North East Washington.

Spocompton is an attempt to make an all white, bitch made city, sound tough, when in fact you just have a bunch of pussy ass middle aged white people who are too big of pansies to live in a real city, but want that "diverse" and "urban" feel to their lives. The worst part of it all is the young inhabitants of Spokane, or Spocompton, seem to think that their city is actually hardcore, when in fact they're all about as hard and big as an 95 year old's penis immersed in ice water (no offense to any 95 year old's).

"Yeah yeah, we's goin down to SPOCOMPTON to score some of that funky shit, yeah yeah."
"You're a fucking dumbass."

Spocompton by M January 31, 2005

Spokompton 

Largest city on the east side of Washington state, formally known as "Spokane." This stagnant city refuses to grow up, as can be immediately seen by surveying its "downtown", the city's overall continuing lack of progress and its inhabitants, be they mullet bearing white trash, their counterpart wiggers from around the way or the "Coog" fans from the nearby "city" of Pullman, where the nearest state college was wisely located in the middle of grain fields, nowhere near the "City" of Spokane.

I recently had to spend a week in Spokompton, by the third day I thought I was going to slit my throat. I haven't had to go back there for years, amazingly - nothing has changed. Still nothing to do - I got some burgers from Dicks, I saw a Coog fan get into a fight with a wigger, and then got challenged to a street race by some dude in a mullet driving an Iroc Z28. I've set my new time limit in Loserville at 3 days maximum.

Spokompton by sonnys November 5, 2006

spokompton 

a terminology used by grandiose-stoned 20somethings in the fair city of spokane washington used as a device to euphemize themselves into believing that they have what it takes to survive for 10 minutes in the heat of a REAL ghetto, thanks to some quasi-white trash denizen who happen to comprise most of the town, however i think that it's really the herb talking here: these kids think that they're some real fuckin hood like whats they know about a highrise project and the art of coppin blows and screamin ay0 from it while the cops are already outside?!

"y0 poor, outsda way, i'z from da spokompton y000 i aint play like that, nickuh!!"

spokompton by sinicalypse April 13, 2006