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snitchware 

Any piece of hardware and/or software that implements features that invade their user's privacy, usually with the intent of catching them doing something illegal. This could be anything from A.I.s scanning for exploitive pictures of children on your device, to your phone's microphone recording the conversations you have with your friends in real life, to even bots that report you to the authorities for posting edgy memes on social media. Depending on the country, the consequences of being snitched on by big tech can either be none at all, or life ruining.
Example 1:
In the 1980s, Xerox developed machine identification code that every printer hides on printed pieces of paper. This code can be used to trace the printed piece of paper back to the printer it came from. Xerox created snitchware.

Example 2:
Apple implemented an A.I. to their phones that will scan your images in your icloud and compare them to a database of known CP. If the A.I. finds a potential match, it will automatically report you to the authorities. Apple created snitchware.
snitchware by bigppn1gg4 September 5, 2021
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Snitcharella 

ADJ
1. Female informer/informant

2. A Female that'll provide detailed evidence and/or information
look at Ol' Snitcharella other there living it up cause she took a deal
Snitcharella by Elfresh November 27, 2013

Snatchmare

An uncared for and unwanted vagina.

A vagina that once exposed will send even the most unsuitable man running.
I went to smash Jessica last night, but it was a total snatchmare down there! I couldn't do It!

Brittany had such a snatchmare! She was so cute to...

Andrea had such a snatchmare, I almost threw up!
Snatchmare by Grandma Meat April 21, 2017

snitchface 

the face of someone who ratted someone else out and got caught.
snitchfaces display darting eyes, sweaty brow, quivering lips, and various facial tics.

After Congressman Reichart ratted out the bus driver that gave him the finger, he displayed his snitchface to the public for the whole world to see.

SnitchGate 

A massive scandal that happened between girls at a school were they repeatedly snitched on each other until they were both sent to detention.
"Hey do you know anything about SnitchGate?"
SnitchGate by Human101101 March 7, 2017

Snatchmare

When you see a girl's pussy and it's so ugly it gives you nightmares.
Did you see that girl suzy... omg that thing gave me a snatchmare!
Snatchmare by Chills1980 July 31, 2019

Snitchard 

A person that will tell on anyone and doesn't care who knows.
Snitchard stood there looking like a retard staring at a Ferris wheel.
Snitchard by _MrBlister_ January 19, 2024