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snitchware 

Any piece of hardware and/or software that implements features that invade their user's privacy, usually with the intent of catching them doing something illegal. This could be anything from A.I.s scanning for exploitive pictures of children on your device, to your phone's microphone recording the conversations you have with your friends in real life, to even bots that report you to the authorities for posting edgy memes on social media. Depending on the country, the consequences of being snitched on by big tech can either be none at all, or life ruining.
Example 1:
In the 1980s, Xerox developed machine identification code that every printer hides on printed pieces of paper. This code can be used to trace the printed piece of paper back to the printer it came from. Xerox created snitchware.

Example 2:
Apple implemented an A.I. to their phones that will scan your images in your icloud and compare them to a database of known CP. If the A.I. finds a potential match, it will automatically report you to the authorities. Apple created snitchware.
snitchware by bigppn1gg4 September 5, 2021
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Snitcharella 

ADJ
1. Female informer/informant

2. A Female that'll provide detailed evidence and/or information
look at Ol' Snitcharella other there living it up cause she took a deal
Snitcharella by Elfresh November 27, 2013

Snatchmare

An uncared for and unwanted vagina.

A vagina that once exposed will send even the most unsuitable man running.
I went to smash Jessica last night, but it was a total snatchmare down there! I couldn't do It!

Brittany had such a snatchmare! She was so cute to...

Andrea had such a snatchmare, I almost threw up!
Snatchmare by Grandma Meat April 21, 2017

snitchface 

the face of someone who ratted someone else out and got caught.
snitchfaces display darting eyes, sweaty brow, quivering lips, and various facial tics.

After Congressman Reichart ratted out the bus driver that gave him the finger, he displayed his snitchface to the public for the whole world to see.

SnitchGate 

A massive scandal that happened between girls at a school were they repeatedly snitched on each other until they were both sent to detention.
"Hey do you know anything about SnitchGate?"
SnitchGate by Human101101 March 7, 2017

Snatchmare

When you see a girl's pussy and it's so ugly it gives you nightmares.
Did you see that girl suzy... omg that thing gave me a snatchmare!
Snatchmare by Chills1980 July 31, 2019

Snitchard 

A person that will tell on anyone and doesn't care who knows.
Snitchard stood there looking like a retard staring at a Ferris wheel.
Snitchard by _MrBlister_ January 19, 2024
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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