sneil 

a slimey bald being from the planet snail, generally a silver spooned douchebag

sneil is such a douche we invented a new word to describe his douchebagness.

sneil by sinNIN April 25, 2011

Sneil 

Wonderful squid that died because of lack of water :'(

OH NO MY SNEIL DED!

Sneil by Sprankle-Padding-Paps? June 22, 2018

Snow sneil 

O well

Snow sneil you didn't get it in college

Snow sneil by Sniggle snarf November 7, 2018

snail and three pebbles 

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

snail and three pebbles by RabidMoose December 24, 2008

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

Snail by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

A Sheila 

The Australian word for a female.

He saw A Sheila & she was so beautiful he just had to tell his friend about his encounter. Turned out they flirted!

A Sheila by Starchylde June 7, 2016

Progressive Snail 

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

Progressive Snail by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019