sneeze guard

Glass or plastic panels in buffet restaurants that prevent nasal and oral excretions from being deposited in the food. The sneeze guard prevents the spread of disease.

The food at the dinner party was delicious, but there were no sneeze guards.

I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.

sneeze guard by yes juanito yes December 12, 2014

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Sneeze Guard

At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.

Usually two feet high, and on a angle.

The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.

Sneeze Guard by Time4SumAksion November 24, 2004

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sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food

Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017

sneeze guard by Toxicale April 19, 2018

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dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

dick sneeze guard by mr johan January 13, 2009

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Guard Sneeze

A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.

"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"

"Ya. Why?"

"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"

Guard Sneeze by Jaque Dys December 2, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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