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sneezapee

When you sneeze while pregnant and you accidentally pee. Can be just a tinkle or a full flow. Use a panty liner to avoid dribbles down you leg…. Or don’t… your choice.
Oh shit I sneezapeed! Crap there’s a puddle… do you think anyone will notice?
by LittleModernMama May 16, 2022
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Sheezapeezashitphanie

Most commonly known amongst a group of meth monsters, goes by the traditional name Stephanie or Stephanie Whoreclap. Can be easily spotted in jeans 3 sizes too small with a hearty muffin top protruding out of her screaming vag lies an abundance of wasteful Fupa. She will eat you alive, steal and reset your phone claiming it was accidnetial.. then she'll prey upon you and give you meth to smoke all while plotting with her newly met homeboys to permanently borrow your only vehicle, with no regard to any life at all. She is really supposed to be searching for appropriate welfare housing for her teenage daughter; however she's gotten a little sidetracked by the glass dick.
Cathy: "hey, I seen some nice rentals to move into for you and your daughter.
Steph: "Oh yeah, I'll check it out when I get back from using my homeboys vehicle to go boost shit from Penny's"

Cathy: When will you be back?

Steph: oh you know, in like an hour or so, my homeboys fixing this car and I'm getting a new battery.

Cathy: Bitch, you ain't coming back you no good Sheezapeezashitphanie"
by Nosuchname416 May 17, 2018
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Sneezarheas

When you try to hold a sneeze in when you have diarrhea and all the force makes you crap your pants.
One day I was sitting at a stop light and all of a sudden I felt like I was going to shit myself. Almost simultaneously I felt I had to sneeze. Like an idiot, I pinched my nose and held my sneeze causing me to shit myself so hard that it shot up my back almost to my neck. Worst case of the sneezarheas that I've ever had!
by All you can eat fish as the Y! January 16, 2010
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Shezapeezashitphanie

The celebration of life in the gutter after having it made in the shade , once you have reached this level in life and you've burned every bridge and avenue enroute to the only guarantee known to human life being death , then say it out loud because everyone else is .
How in the world did I wind up in this situation ? Oh , how could I ever forget shezapeezashitphanie.
Every time I turn around shezapeezashitphanie's show there odd shape and fucked off face.
by Coolwaterbreeze June 5, 2019
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Sneepee

Verb
An affliction that occurs to some women after bearing children wherein a sneeze is accompanied by urinating.
She felt a sneeze coming on and mashed down the accelerator of the car hoping to reach a restroom before she was victimized by the dreaded sneepee.
by Voxtorious October 23, 2006
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sneezee

sneezee- noun. meaning the sweat comming from balls of a tranny with blonde hair(note that the hair can only be a natural blonde and the length doesnt have any relevance)
SNEEZEE the new sensation thats sweeping the nation!

have you had your daily dose of sneezee?!

-peoples shake head no-
well for just 4 easy payments of $44.45 you can have this
-shows natural blonde tranny-
tranny!
gaurenteed full of sneezee
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sneezable

A muffin so desireable that when the chance arises to eat at the Y, you also realize it is a test set up by your bitch and she is watching; however the muffin is so fine you are willing to do an obvious fake sneeze so that your nose will bury itself into her pie. All the time knowing that you will be called on that fake sneeze the rest or your life and there will be hell to pay, yet you stick with the I can't control a sneeze line.
This pie was so unbelievable she was sneezable. We all got retarded and passed out at Walter's. It was 3:30 am and I awoke to Martha straddling my face with her cleanly shaved bean. All was good until I noticed my bitch was fake sleeping waiting to see what I would do with this situation. The only thing to do was fake a sneeze. My head jerked forward and my nose,lips and tongue got in it. Before my bitch could say anything I said, 'you can't control a sneeze baby'
by Shakah Bra February 24, 2004
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