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sneezable 

A muffin so desireable that when the chance arises to eat at the Y, you also realize it is a test set up by your bitch and she is watching; however the muffin is so fine you are willing to do an obvious fake sneeze so that your nose will bury itself into her pie. All the time knowing that you will be called on that fake sneeze the rest or your life and there will be hell to pay, yet you stick with the I can't control a sneeze line.
This pie was so unbelievable she was sneezable. We all got retarded and passed out at Walter's. It was 3:30 am and I awoke to Martha straddling my face with her cleanly shaved bean. All was good until I noticed my bitch was fake sleeping waiting to see what I would do with this situation. The only thing to do was fake a sneeze. My head jerked forward and my nose,lips and tongue got in it. Before my bitch could say anything I said, 'you can't control a sneeze baby'
sneezable by Shakah Bra February 24, 2004
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sneezable 

Used to describe one's state of allergic plight, typically during hay-fever season. A sneezable person may sneeze at random or awkward moments, sneeze several times in a row, and/or will most likely not have tissues on hand.
"AahCHOO! Aah...CHOO aah CHOO! Ugh...sorry, I'm so sneezable today..."
"Whatever, dude...just - stop wiping your boogery hand on my sleeve..."
sneezable by Perianth April 29, 2008
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n. A racial slur that refers to white people
A group of black teens got on the train and all the sneable hid their iPhones.
sneable by ygurts June 13, 2011

Sneezle Snauff 

There is no exact definition for this word. You have to be in the right moment and the right time to be able to use this word of unknown. Also a part of an animal known as, Hippatatamous. What is Sneeze Snauff only Sneeze Snauff will know. Chuck Norris doesn't even know this word.
No known examples, a mystery for the unknown, sneezle snauff
Holy sneeze Snauff
Seeable (see-able) able-to-see
Persona 1: "Eyo esse, you think that the orion is seeable tonight?"

Persona 2: "Ay cabron, no se!"
seeable by Martinez_EXG August 13, 2009
something considered so ethereally perfect that it cannot be described.
that film was so sneeble.

that game was so sneeble.
sneeble by raptureg February 19, 2023
excessive sneezing multiple times in a row.
Samantha had a bad case of sneezles and unfortunately did not have a tissue.
sneezles by Thorusaurus March 5, 2011
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