When you sneeze while pregnant and you accidentally pee. Can be just a tinkle or a full flow. Use a panty liner to avoid dribbles down you leg…. Or don’t… your choice.
Oh shit I sneezapeed! Crap there’s a puddle… do you think anyone will notice?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.