Sheezapeezashitphanie

Most commonly known amongst a group of meth monsters, goes by the traditional name Stephanie or Stephanie Whoreclap. Can be easily spotted in jeans 3 sizes too small with a hearty muffin top protruding out of her screaming vag lies an abundance of wasteful Fupa. She will eat you alive, steal and reset your phone claiming it was accidnetial.. then she'll prey upon you and give you meth to smoke all while plotting with her newly met homeboys to permanently borrow your only vehicle, with no regard to any life at all. She is really supposed to be searching for appropriate welfare housing for her teenage daughter; however she's gotten a little sidetracked by the glass dick.

Cathy: "hey, I seen some nice rentals to move into for you and your daughter.
Steph: "Oh yeah, I'll check it out when I get back from using my homeboys vehicle to go boost shit from Penny's"

Cathy: When will you be back?

Steph: oh you know, in like an hour or so, my homeboys fixing this car and I'm getting a new battery.

Cathy: Bitch, you ain't coming back you no good Sheezapeezashitphanie"

by Nosuchname416 May 17, 2018

Shezapeezashitphanie

The celebration of life in the gutter after having it made in the shade , once you have reached this level in life and you've burned every bridge and avenue enroute to the only guarantee known to human life being death , then say it out loud because everyone else is .

How in the world did I wind up in this situation ? Oh , how could I ever forget shezapeezashitphanie.
Every time I turn around shezapeezashitphanie's show there odd shape and fucked off face.

by Coolwaterbreeze June 5, 2019