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Key Seasoning 

Coke that's about to be used for a key bump
Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"
Key Seasoning by Izzy.Boy October 27, 2022

sneezoning 

When you're looking forward to eating something and a third party lacking a reasonable amount of hygiene sneezes on it.
Since I complained about the long wait for my appetizer, the waiter added his own sneezoning before bringing it to my table.
sneezoning by ILUVJENN April 25, 2007

Seasoning 

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.
Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.
Seasoning by NasteaN8 March 10, 2010

Seasoning American 

A term used to describe those of urban ancestry who do not believe that using fresh vegetables or herbs in cooked dishes constitutes seasoning. If there are not enough powdered dried herbs to make the dish have a grainy consistency, then it would be considered "unseasoned", despite the fresh vegetables and herbs often being the same herbs that the group of people would use in powdered form. Often used in conjunction with unwashed chicken, a practice involving lathering a raw chicken in dish soap.

Synonymous with Basketball Americans and Urban Youth.
Shaqueesha: Why you wypipo never seasun yo chicken? And why you ain't warshing it?
Marie: It has fresh garlic, onions, and bell peppers in the pan with it..
Shaqueesha: Shiieeet, that ain't no seasuning!

Marie: Fucking Seasoning Americans..

marijuana seasoning 

Can I please have some marijuana seasoning... meaning tobacco on my cone.

seasoning police 

A black person. Refers to the black community's tendency to criticize white dishes that are not made with "flavuh powdas" even when fresh ingredients are used instead that are exactly the same as the contents of these dehydrated and powdered seasonings.
If in your brain you only view seasoning as things like garlic powder, onion powder, or maybe something like rosemary, if this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me pose you a question. What does this come from? Granulated garlic, what is that? Garlic? Onion powder, what does that come from? Dehydrated onion? Let's take a look at this spice rub. Dehydrated garlic, onion, and bell pepper. Hmm. What is so funny to me is that if I had just doused my chicken in this rub and this rub alone, the seasoning police would be out of my comments, they wouldn't even be in there. But the second it's fresh garlic, fresh onion, fresh bell pepper, it's automatically not seasoning?
seasoning police by wypipofood March 22, 2023