Definitions by ILUVJENN

Wife Changing Event 

When something occurs that necessitates the acquisition of a replacement wife.

"Dude, did you hear? Tarkowski caught his wife in bed with another woman."

"No way! That's awesome!"

"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."

"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."

Wife Changing Event by ILUVJENN April 24, 2008

sneezoning 

When you're looking forward to eating something and a third party lacking a reasonable amount of hygiene sneezes on it.

Since I complained about the long wait for my appetizer, the waiter added his own sneezoning before bringing it to my table.

sneezoning by ILUVJENN April 25, 2007