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sneakus is not A word, it is THE word:

1) v. to be incredibly sneaky and/or awesome
2) adj. describes someone/something who is incredibly sneaky and/or awesome
3) adv. some act being done in a sneakus manner
4) n. anything sneakus
1) They totally sneakus that %$&#!
2) Sunflower birthings are so sneakus!
3) I slid sneakusly down the Lincoln monument.
4) I love you sneakus.
sneakus by MuhJinUh June 10, 2007
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sneakster 

An individual whose surreptitious actions or behavior suggest a nefarious motive or intention
The guy from QA acted like a real sneakster when it came to the code release.
sneakster by AT13 September 18, 2013

Slipper Sneaks 

Slippers that also act as tennis shoes. They can be worn at night or as normal tennis shoes during the day. They are often worn with a bathrobe when doing the nightly exercises known as "Moon Stretches". The only known pair of Slipper Sneaks belongs to GYSGT. Beatrice Middleton. They are crazy sweet. So if you want your feet to be fit for weeks get yourself a pair of Slipper Sneaks.
Beatrice: Hey honey, did you see that moon? I'd better put on my Slipper Sneaks.

Bryant: Okay, it must be time for our Moon Stretches again. But what are Slipper Sneaks?

Beatrice: Only the most comfy sneakers ever! They're not only slippers, they're tennis shoes. You see here? (she lifts her foot up showing Bryant) See, they look like a tennis shoe. But they're also a slipper.

Bryant: Where can I get a pair? I love these!

Beatrice: Easy, honey. I've got tons of these. Now how about we do a nice, soft massage on you? These Slipper Sneaks would work great for that.

Bryant: Awesome! That felt really good. You almost went whole body, there.

Beatrice: Yes, Slipper Sneaks rule! A sneaker and a slipper combined. The best shoes any Gunny Granny could wear. A Gunny Granny's gotta love her shoes, now. (She kisses Bryant)
comes from sneakers so it means shoes
yo ma sneaks aint clean
sneaks by olly June 2, 2004

Sneakeus Fatassious 

A fat bastard that drives a white Chevy Colorado.
That Sneakeus Fatassious wrote me a parking ticket.

Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.
If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"
Salty's Sneaks by Babs lover January 28, 2008

Sneakums 

After taking an object or place (as in a line), this word is said to offset any punishment from the party from whom the item was stolen. In rooms larger than 10 people, Sneakums must be witnessed. In rooms of 20 or more, they must be notarized. Also a verb.
"Ah, who took my fucking seat?"
"Sneakums!"
Sneakums by BigStupendous July 28, 2008