The sneak a peek is when you are engaged in anal sex via the Doggy-Style position. Right before you ejaculate, spit on her back. She will then turn around smiling thinking you have blew your load. That is when you let that cum out all over her face.
I tried the sneak a peek, but I missed. It shot right over her head.
when you are about to ejaculate when you are having anal sex or doing doggy style, you spit on the ladies back making her think that you came, then when she turns around splurge in her face.
"Dude, it was funny as hell, i pulled a Sneak-a-Peek on 'er", Justin exclaimed.
when you are about to ejaculate when you are having anal sex or doing doggy style, you spit on the ladies back making her think that you came, then when she turns around splurge in her face.
"Dude, it was funny as hell, i pulled a Sneak-a-Peek on 'er", Justin exclaimed.
When your doing a girl doggy style, and right before you blow your load you pull out, and spit on her back so she thinks you came,then when she turns around you blow your real load on her face.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!