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Snailing 

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!
Snailing by Bertha1548 March 8, 2014

Snaplingtons 

Of, or relating to turds
"Mitch left behind a raunchy bowl of snaplingtons in the toilet"
Snaplingtons by Beefy McBeeferson October 2, 2007

Snailing About 

To snail about is to wander with no purpose. Commonly walked slowly. It might be used as another term for lollygagging
Fulan on the phone: Hey Illan what are you doing?

Illan: Oh I'm just snailing about

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.
She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

snarling dragon 

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone
I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!
snarling dragon by nut n butt June 27, 2004

Snailing 

Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.
Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!
Snailing by Uneliasmarsu November 26, 2011