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Snailing 

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!
Snailing by Bertha1548 March 8, 2014

Snaplingtons 

Of, or relating to turds
"Mitch left behind a raunchy bowl of snaplingtons in the toilet"
Snaplingtons by Beefy McBeeferson October 2, 2007

Snailing About 

To snail about is to wander with no purpose. Commonly walked slowly. It might be used as another term for lollygagging
Fulan on the phone: Hey Illan what are you doing?

Illan: Oh I'm just snailing about
Snailing About by CzarBigBoss May 30, 2018

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.
She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

snarling dragon 

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone
I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!
snarling dragon by nut n butt June 27, 2004

Snailing 

Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.
Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!
Snailing by Uneliasmarsu November 26, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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