by Ald2 December 24, 2018
When a cop in a pink uniform(often seen in scottland) stops you for speeding and you don't have your license with you so you have to bribe him to get away with this very serious crime that you commited, but then you realize you also don't have your wallet. Then the cop tells you to step out of the vehicle and that's when he sees the glock-19 you have in your trousers(the glock is actually your cock). The cop pulls out his gun out of his holster and points it at you and tells you to get on your knees. you get on your knees and wait patiently for the right moment, he gets closer and closer and when he finally gets close enough! you rip his pants in the middle with your bare teeth and then violenty start blowing the cop until he screams like a little girl in an anime...
Haha, that's funny dude! but not funnier than that time when Kendrick Lamar boogle-snawled that cop.
by Alexander The Great Wizard Of- June 14, 2022