The act of purchasing a supermarket cumberland sausage from the hot counter and eating it in a public park directly from the brown bag to prevent onlookers from becoming suspicious.
Luke often enjoyed park sausaging with those curly cumberlands.
When a husky (large, or huge) woman opts to wear clothing a size or two (and often 3) too small for them and thus, creating the effect of multiple rolls of fat (like sausage). This could also be described as multiple muffin-tops or jelly-rolls.
* That woman is sure sausaging out of her clothes!
* IN THE ER: Dr! Dr!... hurry... this sausaging woman needs to have her circulation re-stored!!!! code blue!!!!!* I sure like to savor my woman's sausaging curves! yum!
* Where is that saussaging ho!!???
When you look at snack packaging and decide what something is, and whether or not you are going to like it.
We all know it's never good to judge a book by it's cover, but since nobody reads books anymore, except Rhett and Link's Book of Mythicality, who cares? What about judging snacks by their packaging: Snackaging!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.