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snatch cock

-Tell her she has nasty snatch cock
-I don't even know what that is..
-You know, it's.. it's the stuff the comes out of.. (pointing at his crotch)

(from the TV series 'Misfits')
by Sof90 June 22, 2011
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cock snatch

A cock snatch is someone who takes away all or most of the fun from something.
Dude, don't be such a cock snatch!
by Dave Perala September 2, 2008
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Snatch Cocktail

Whilst performing oral sex with a female, adding some of your favourite alcoholic beverage to jazz things up
Dale: How was your weekend ?

Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me

Dale: Snatch Cocktail?

Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon
by browntown6 June 26, 2010
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spatch cock

slap your cock so hard the spatch cocked almost pass out with pain
"anyway last night i spatch cocked her and then i had to take her to the hospital...she had 10 stitches"
by Omega Nova May 15, 2006
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SPATCH-COCK

A serail drunark who continuously gets smashed, hits on women well above his league, tries anxiously to phone his on/off girlfriend and repeatedly crashes out due to exuberant use of a glass of beer. Welcome to the world of the spatch-cock.
1 beer: Marc says "hows life guys?"
2 beers: Marc says "fuck off ya bawbag"
3 beers: Marc says "Your a chamsie shatner"
4 beers: Marc says " They all want it, every last one of them!"
several beers later: After picking 3 fights with his own pals, Marc decides to wander aimlessly through the night club, hiccupping on his journey, trying to find the nicest girl to get slapped from. "Marc, you alright?"
"Im fine ya cunt"
"gie that burd peace, shes not interested!"
"they all want me, hiccup"
"Marc, were going hame, come on"
"aye wait up, I hate yous, I hate yous aw"
"Aye, very good Marc, ya spatch-cock"
by Rupert Shucks March 9, 2004
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cock snitch

A woman who pretends to be a hooker but actually gets paid and then tells the police that the guy who she had sex with raped her, therefore snitching on a cock.
by notjewish November 29, 2007
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cock-snitch

n. 1. Person who snitches on cock action.
2. Synonym for "asshole", "douchebag", etc.
Tailor Made from "I Love New York:2" is a cock-snitch.
by The Stinks January 8, 2009
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