snarcophagus
"The hieroglyphics on the snarcophagus seem to have been written by the boy's parents; it reads 'we brought him into the world, and we took him out of it too.'"
snarcophagus by Ashpenaz February 4, 2010
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Sarcophagus
An ancient egyption artifact made by men thousands of years ago were body's were kept after someone died. The sarcophagus were kept in pyramids which held treasures.
Sarcophagus by Old man that lives under a wel February 29, 2016
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Concrete Sarcophagus
Newscaster: "Jim, what do you think TEPCO and the Japanese Government need to do to stabilize the Fukashima Daiichi Power Plant?"
Jim staring annoyed: "Concrete Sarcophagus"
Newscaster: "You care to explain"
Jim: "I think it speaks for itself"
Jim staring annoyed: "Concrete Sarcophagus"
Newscaster: "You care to explain"
Jim: "I think it speaks for itself"
Concrete Sarcophagus by Salviati May 1, 2011
Milwaukee Sarcophagus
The act of painting, or the spreading of human feces over a sleeping person until they are either completely covered or wake up from the action.
Originates from Milwaukee
Originates from Milwaukee
Man, we totally gave that homeless man sleeping under the bench at the bus stop a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.
Milwaukee Sarcophagus by HappyManAdventures September 21, 2020
sarcophagus
sarcophagus by Pickle P-K December 8, 2003
Narcophagus
The shitty old crack house a washed up drugalo owns by virtue of his pathetic pseudo friends and concubines, he thinks he will be able to sell it one day but where then will get grow old and die? Oops too late.
"Did you see, the for sale sign on Davids house was taken down? Do you think he actually sold his Narcophagus after all?"
No bitch, that drugalo gonna die in that fine example of narchitechure!
No bitch, that drugalo gonna die in that fine example of narchitechure!
Narcophagus by Ladyerquiaga December 16, 2022
the sarcophagus
The newest great way to have sex. The male lies on his back and the female lies on top of him, also on her back while she moves up and down on her sexy man's shaft. This allows for the male to stimulate the female to double orgasm. Orgasms have been known to be so powerful they create a vibrating facial sensation. The mount may be tricky, but once you're on, its a great ride.
note: Its also a great option when you are both on very little sleep, but are still very horny.
note: Its also a great option when you are both on very little sleep, but are still very horny.
"let's go camping and do the sarcophagus in our sleeping bag"
"m: doggy style? f: how about the sarcophagus?"
"m: doggy style? f: how about the sarcophagus?"
the sarcophagus by DctrG May 15, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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