Sarcophagus 

An ancient egyption artifact made by men thousands of years ago were body's were kept after someone died. The sarcophagus were kept in pyramids which held treasures.

P1: I found a sarcophagus in a pyramid yesterday.

P2: TOTS AMAZ!!!!!!!

P1: IKR

Sarcophagus by Old man that lives under a wel February 29, 2016

sarcophagus 

coffin where dead peeps stay

ummm...a coffin..i dont kno!

sarcophagus by Pickle P-K December 8, 2003

Sarcophagus 

a muscle located below the lungs that is used for breathing and shit.

Just punch him in the sarcophagus and he'll fall over.

A flying duck can puncture your sarcophagus with it's beak.

Sarcophagus by Dontread February 2, 2010

sarcophagus 

a dick with wings

hey look, that guy has a tattoo of a sarcophagus

sarcophagus by woodland6 April 3, 2009

Sarcophagus Pussy 

Old dry vagina that you've been fucking for a long time

I have played this game longer than I have been fucking your mother and I have been fucking your mother for a long time and I am tired of that fucking dry ass fucking sarcophagus pussy.

Sarcophagus Pussy by zerofoot December 28, 2024

Concrete Sarcophagus

The structure used to put melted down nuclear power plants to rest.

Newscaster: "Jim, what do you think TEPCO and the Japanese Government need to do to stabilize the Fukashima Daiichi Power Plant?"
Jim staring annoyed: "Concrete Sarcophagus"
Newscaster: "You care to explain"
Jim: "I think it speaks for itself"

Concrete Sarcophagus by Salviati May 1, 2011

Milwaukee Sarcophagus 

The act of painting, or the spreading of human feces over a sleeping person until they are either completely covered or wake up from the action.

Originates from Milwaukee

Man, we totally gave that homeless man sleeping under the bench at the bus stop a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Milwaukee Sarcophagus by HappyManAdventures September 21, 2020