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snakeoil 

An item for sale which does not produce the advertised effects.
I bought this medicine from a guy on the street, but it doesnt work, i can't believe i fell for that snakeoil.
snakeoil by mistersteve2007 March 24, 2008

Snakerider 

When one person put their thumb up their asshole while masterbating and another guy sucks on his cock.
Brian says to Ken "Hey Ken come over here I'm about to go snakeriding and I need your help. I will be the Snakerider this time".
Snakerider by Acid ßurn February 22, 2011

Alabama Snakerider 

When the girl sits on your dick longways like one would if they’re riding large snake. This may be accompanied by a “Yeehaw”.
She was an alabama snakerider and broke my pelvic bone.

Snakeoiler 

A snakeoiler is a preditorial person, in an exponential search for unsuspecting victims. As a financial planner or the like, the snakeoiler uses all his charm and selling skills to persuade his victims into parting with their hard earned money for distribution into dodgy investment vehicles. These investment vehicles usually consist of low growth and substantial ongoing fees. The snakeoiler is paid a pro rata fee from the companies who run the dodgy investments and this money is used to fund his lavish life full of woman, alcohol and travel to countries where his dollar, or should we say our dollar is stretched as far as it is possible. The snakeoiler can often be found shopping for snake skin shoes and cheap suits.
The snakeoiler is similar to a car salesman, but worse.

Snakewiddler

A person who does foolish acts stealthy. And/or is someone who tries to do a foolish act to one but then proceeds to get caught.
"You know I saw you in the corner of my eye right? You dumb snakewiddler"

"Ay! Snakewiddler, how about you come help me instead of doing retarted shit"
Snakewiddler by 0_0?! November 8, 2023