Snakeoiler 

A snakeoiler is a preditorial person, in an exponential search for unsuspecting victims. As a financial planner or the like, the snakeoiler uses all his charm and selling skills to persuade his victims into parting with their hard earned money for distribution into dodgy investment vehicles. These investment vehicles usually consist of low growth and substantial ongoing fees. The snakeoiler is paid a pro rata fee from the companies who run the dodgy investments and this money is used to fund his lavish life full of woman, alcohol and travel to countries where his dollar, or should we say our dollar is stretched as far as it is possible. The snakeoiler can often be found shopping for snake skin shoes and cheap suits.

The snakeoiler is similar to a car salesman, but worse.

Snakeoiler by The unsuspecting victum February 4, 2010

snakeoil 

An item for sale which does not produce the advertised effects.

I bought this medicine from a guy on the street, but it doesnt work, i can't believe i fell for that snakeoil.

snakeoil by mistersteve2007 March 24, 2008

Snakerider 

When one person put their thumb up their asshole while masterbating and another guy sucks on his cock.

Brian says to Ken "Hey Ken come over here I'm about to go snakeriding and I need your help. I will be the Snakerider this time".

Snakerider by Acid ßurn February 22, 2011

Alabama Snakerider 

When the girl sits on your dick longways like one would if they’re riding large snake. This may be accompanied by a “Yeehaw”.

She was an alabama snakerider and broke my pelvic bone.

Alabama Snakerider by AssburgMcStuffins June 22, 2020

snakemilker 

If you grab life by the balls, then it's nothing to grip a snake by the neck and milk its fangs for every drop of venom - leaving it meek, harmless and limp. A snakemilker ain't for the average man. More like a bad ass who takes his lady to a cage fight on the first date. The type of man who cleans his own wounds, inks his own tattoos and drinks NOS like it's water in the Mojave. A snakemilker ain't in it for the fame. He ain't in it for the hype. And he damn sure ain't in it for the money. That's bull. He's in it for the scars, the war stories, the respect. So here's to those unsung hereos who don't give two fangs what some poodle groomer thinks. The ones who look back on life with pride, knowing they kicked ass when all was said and done.

"My daddy'll whoop your daddy's ass, cause my daddy's a snakemilker and your daddy's a Beach Scavenger."

"He had the scars of a snakemilker, the ears of a cage fighter and the handshake of a cowboy. That's a man who lived life."

snakemilker by One and done. April 14, 2014

snakebiter 

A shifty, shady caracterof unknown origin, with an unsettling look about them. This person is quite interesting looking with a combo of being dissheveled, gnarled, and radical in a wierd sort of drifter kind of way. The kind of man that would bite a snake.

I saw a crazy snakebiter outside cumbies, he threw pee at me.

snakebiter by Robert Freedom December 11, 2007