Snakerider 

When one person put their thumb up their asshole while masterbating and another guy sucks on his cock.

Brian says to Ken "Hey Ken come over here I'm about to go snakeriding and I need your help. I will be the Snakerider this time".

Snakerider by Acid ßurn February 22, 2011

Alabama Snakerider 

When the girl sits on your dick longways like one would if they’re riding large snake. This may be accompanied by a “Yeehaw”.

She was an alabama snakerider and broke my pelvic bone.

Alabama Snakerider by AssburgMcStuffins June 22, 2020

Snakeoiler 

A snakeoiler is a preditorial person, in an exponential search for unsuspecting victims. As a financial planner or the like, the snakeoiler uses all his charm and selling skills to persuade his victims into parting with their hard earned money for distribution into dodgy investment vehicles. These investment vehicles usually consist of low growth and substantial ongoing fees. The snakeoiler is paid a pro rata fee from the companies who run the dodgy investments and this money is used to fund his lavish life full of woman, alcohol and travel to countries where his dollar, or should we say our dollar is stretched as far as it is possible. The snakeoiler can often be found shopping for snake skin shoes and cheap suits.

The snakeoiler is similar to a car salesman, but worse.

Snakeoiler by The unsuspecting victum February 4, 2010

snakebiter 

A shifty, shady caracterof unknown origin, with an unsettling look about them. This person is quite interesting looking with a combo of being dissheveled, gnarled, and radical in a wierd sort of drifter kind of way. The kind of man that would bite a snake.

I saw a crazy snakebiter outside cumbies, he threw pee at me.

snakebiter by Robert Freedom December 11, 2007

Alabama Snake Rider 

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).

bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!

Alabama Snake Rider by Rihyo May 3, 2023