a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).
placements—
male will
lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a
low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in
front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the
male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "
bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her
feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her
feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night.
man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you
literally didn't respond to anything.
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky
link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
