snaggleberry

A chain of dingleberries that hangs off of one asshair

OmG d00d, j0n what I tell you bout leaving snaggleberries on my couch!?

snaggleberry by SaTsu September 21, 2003

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Snaggleberry

Unfortionatly I thought of this too late, but, dictionaries have second deffinitions so maybe this can be a secondary way to use "snaggleberry."

Snaggleberry:Homeless scavenger. The kind of person you see walking down the street with a shopping cart, three coats, and bags tied with rope and then tied to his arm. They sleep in boxes or with newspapers behind grocery stores and occasionally fall asleep in the store during winter. Snaggleberries are usually insane. They speak in riddles or circles but usually mumble about....something, never are thier cloths new or in any way matching. Approach with caution and if possible, an open mind.

My manager and I were closing the store when we saw a bum walk in. He roamed around for awhile, fell asleep on a pallet of wood pellets, and eventually bought a bananna.This is a snaggleberry.

See someone dumpster diving? Snaggleberry.
Picking up cans from a ditch? Snaggleberry.

Snaggleberry by GreenGumbyGO January 13, 2011

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Swaggleberries

Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something

The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.

Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries

Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries

Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries

Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries

Swaggleberries by Swaggleberries August 5, 2016