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An insult towards people who are acting stupidly and badly, usually used online. People who are called ‘smurit’ don’t have a lot of friends because of how weird they are, people do NOT like smurits.
See that guy over there? He’s acting like such a smurit!”

“Honestly, he should be ashamed.”
smurit by douma kinnie November 27, 2021
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An act of having non-consensual sexual relations with your uncles cars exhaust.
Uncle Bob: Yo what's little Jimmy doing over there behind my car aye!?
Aunt Mary: Stop it Bob! It's every kid dream to smurth a station wagon, just let it happen.
Smurth by BooseOfTheNorthenStar July 25, 2018
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Smurt. A word used to describe someone who tries to act smart but actually sounds dumb. The U in smurt derives from the word "dumb".
"Wow Julia, you sound really smurt right now."
smurt by caluso February 29, 2016
Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight; Having characteristics that attract love or affection; beautiful, classy
That girl is smrithi.
smrithi by grapple May 13, 2005
the coolest indian girl you`ll ever meet; fun to be around; fucking hilarious; knows how to make you laugh in her own ways; makes stuff funny that really aren`t
word in her vocabulary yizzir, bother, golly g, holy guacamole, etc.
smriti by xAZNBBY546x March 21, 2005

smurfton 

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god
someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"
smurfton by laptoplord October 4, 2021
The most annoying yet funny and cute girl you'll ever meat .The hot chick ,knows how to make boys drool for her.
And you can only dream of her being your girl
See the hottie over there she's Smriti
smriti by lucifer007 May 2, 2018
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