Smocusing 

the buildup of mucus caused by smoking

the act of procuring mucus by smoking heavily

"My cold is smocusing really bad"
"My smocusing makes me want to quit nicotine bro"
"Smocusing my cold away *sniffle* *snort* *wheeze*"

Smocusing by ArtimusLeton November 4, 2012

smocking gun

A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.

My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.

smocking gun by sTrumpf August 1, 2018

Smousing

To Smouse..

To,"shit",Poo,Crap and or Deficate on a car Bonnet.
"i been out smousing car baaad Man!
Smouse the bicthes car! "you been smoused"

Smousing by zzif June 12, 2011

smocking 

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.

smocking by Carino Risagallo April 25, 2006

smocking 

The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.

"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia."

smocking by Buckles Freeman December 10, 2018

Smocking gun

The way stable geniuses spell “smoking gun”

Trump is a stable genius who spells “smoking gun” as “smocking gun”

Smocking gun by HsKL1 December 10, 2018

Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

Smocking gun by GManOfKC December 10, 2018