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When two people come together butt to butt in a scissoring or tribbing formation, and simultaneously shit; there by creating a hot chili dog mess.

Joi: Hey, I have to poop.
Zach: So do I, do you want to smuche and then waffle stomp it down the drain?
Joi: Keke meow!
Zach: Cool, I'll donkey punch you later.
Joi: Erm

smuche by G9surfsashore June 23, 2019

Words you can keep

SuCheeto

SuCheeto = ‘Su’per Cheeto (hotter spicier Cheeto)
Used in a way to flirt by appreciating their hotness and spiciness.

Can be used to call a person a super hot snack.

Hey girl, are you a SuCheeto?
Cause you’re the hottest snack I’d like to taste even if it kills me

SuCheeto by Aquareon April 11, 2020

Related Words

smuchest person ever • smuche • Smuched • smuch • Smucker • Smushed • Suchetha • souche • Suchetan • seuchenvater

sucheta

Walking bubble of joy and excitement. Easy to talk to and to share your pain with (suchetas will have a lot of pain when it comes to applications especially universities). Hard working and a foodie, with the color mustard suiting her more than others. She's a quiet hater, but she can still hate.

She's such a Sucheta. He really wants him a Sucheta. Get a friend like a Sucheta. Sucheta would make a great boyfriend!

sucheta by S.A and F.B March 30, 2017

mactown brownie smusher

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.

God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!

mactown brownie smusher by Warm_browniessprinkle24 April 20, 2014

Wir suchen dich

German word which means "we're looking for you"

Usually used in job applications in Germany, the word has similar connotation to the English term "We're Suckin' Dick" and has been used in various memes.

Notable ones is the one located outside a Mcdonald's store in Germany with a lady face and the 3 words written below it. "Wir suchen DICH"

Me : Morning! What's up?

some German guys : wir suchen dich

Me : WHAT?

some german guys : WIR SUCHEN DICH!!!

Me : ok i guess wir suchen dich then, come let's go!

Wir suchen dich by whitemirrors October 18, 2021

Smushed

Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.

Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.

Smushed by lexiiiiii July 25, 2010

spuche

a person most likely male who resembles a humming bird (such as the one on the back of a juice box) the word was said to be originated by the comedian paul scheer and is popular in Connecticut and surrounding states
this mainly describes some one with a big nose or other traits the resemble a humming bird mainly a nose representing a beak on a bird

ya so this little spuche punk tried to start a fight with me

spuche by jaju baller June 26, 2008

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026