1 definition by G9surfsashore

When two people come together butt to butt in a scissoring or tribbing formation, and simultaneously shit; there by creating a hot chili dog mess.
Joi: Hey, I have to poop.
Zach: So do I, do you want to smuche and then waffle stomp it down the drain?
Joi: Keke meow!
Zach: Cool, I'll donkey punch you later.
Joi: Erm
by G9surfsashore June 24, 2019
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