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smoxercise 

When someone is smoking while doing exercise. It could mean, for example playing in goal with a cheeky fag on the go or having a cigar while golfing. Etc. Either way, you get the benefits of some exercise without having to give your lungs a rest.
Hey man, remember that woman going for some smoxercise in the park today? She was peddling away on the bike machine while at the same time puffing away on a a grout.
smoxercise by anonymous November 10, 2022
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sexercise 

When you decide that you can skip going to the gym, because you had some sweaty, exhilirating sex, that you feel you've worked out hard enough, and have burned those calories just by banging
Trent: "Morning babe, want to go work out with me?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"
sexercise by Ima Horny Devil July 24, 2010
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Sexercise 

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.
Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?
Sexercise by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

sexercise 

the act of getting pyhsical exercis from having sex
I've lost five pounds this week from all that sexercise
sexercise by Sean Weston October 9, 2003

sexercise 

Hello Bill, did you get your sexercise for today yet?
sexercise by spoojtastic peener July 22, 2003

sexercise 

To have very energetic sex, causing sore muscles the next day as if you have run a marathon.
Wow, my abs are feeling sore! Must have been all that sexercise last night.
sexercise by blankford November 14, 2007

Sexercise Ball 

When a guy and girl have sex on an exercise ball (Swiss ball)
When a guy fucks a chick on a sexercise ball, her titties rapidly move in circles!
Sexercise Ball by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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