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smowl

V. A contraction combining the words "smoke" and "bowl" referring to the act of smoking a bowl of marijuana.
Do you guys wanna go smowl before class?

We should smowl before that party tonight!
by StillSurfacing June 22, 2008
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smowl

small bowl of weed for one hit purposes.
I want a bowl.

We don't have much. Lets smoke a smowl.
by HillDweller December 12, 2010
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boke a smowl

a spoonerism for 'smoke a bowl' when there's non-stoners/narcs listening.
the weederism version is 'bowl a smoke'
yes, you can combine the two: 'smowl a boke' if, like, your parents are in the room
joe: anyone wanna boke a smole?
jake: duh, do stoners shit in the woods?
by kahda July 20, 2004
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Smollett

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.
You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.
by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019
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Smollett

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
by realsomejuan February 21, 2019
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Smol pp

Me: Hey John, you have a smol pp
John: Fuck you
by Itz_double_A_2 January 14, 2021
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Smollett

Reporting of a false assault, racial or homophobic hate crime.

Ref: JussieSmollet
“That attack was all a hoax. For ratings! Man, dude pulled an ace Smollett.”
by Ally Ally February 22, 2019
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