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Captain Smoothness 

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.
"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

smoochies 

kisses; love; a fun word i like to say
I g2g c ya tomarow smoochies
smoochies by MK July 8, 2003

smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.
Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.
smoothness by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

word to my smoochies 

when a bitch ass nigga doubts you so you have to put it on all of your baddies to prove that your not lying

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
"stop your lying your cousin isn't dreamy bull"
"word to my smoochies my cousin IS dreamy bull"

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
word to my smoochies by BBC jr April 21, 2023

Smoochies 

A word used to describe someone who is annoyingly persistent in trying to get their view/opinion/point across.

The term derives from an episode of, 'The Young Apprentice.' (A British TV show.)The task was to create a popcorn brand. One of the candidates, Harry M persistently (throughout the episode) attempted to make the team choose his idea, a popcorn called 'Smoochies'. This was in spite of the fact that the rest of his team disliked the idea and had in fact chosen a different theme and flavour.
Person 1: Do you support the X party
Person 2: No I support the Y party
Person 1: Continuously tries to convince person 2 to support the views of X despite the fact he holds a contrary view and eventually leaves.
Person 2: That guy is a a right Smoochies!
Smoochies by Tobiasfunky April 22, 2014

smoothness

The most amazing person ever who has very smooth skin in the genital area. This person can do a lot of things, like scream, bite pillows and other objects around, including yourself.
1.My smoothness represents kindness, laughter and goosebumps.
2.I am still sore because my smoothness has a big interest in me.
smoothness by boo hoo hoo July 24, 2008