smom

smom is the short form for stepmom. the female version of an sdad.

my smom is so fucking hot, I'd do her myself!

by thecapnjay April 17, 2010

smom

to be of matt johnson, bart wilson, andrew ward, or other badass or awesome qualities. usually involving a person place or thing. one who gets the party started

completely not cool at all, to be a complete downer or depressing

bart wilson is a total smom.

by smom2 March 9, 2009

r1pthatranbooayy'smom

“Who is @ r1pthatranbooayy’s mom?”

“She’s an amazing person that I love so much, she’s the best mom in the world :)).”
(Love you mom🖤)

“does r1pthatranbooayy'smom have TikTok?”
“Yes, indeed she does!”

by r1pthatranbooayy Aka lily😏 July 8, 2021

surfdog's mom

a surfdog mom is a mother who interferes in her son's life. She will do all she can to get rid of any female whom she does not feel is good enough for her little surfdog. She will even go so far as to pay the woman off.

I had a good thing going with surdog, but then surfdog's mom offered me a lot of money to let him catch me in bed with another guy. I couldn't resist the money because it was a huge lump sum.

by surfdog's ex January 6, 2009

Stacy's Mom

She's got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited so long.

"I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom"

by imgonnarockurmom2night September 27, 2018

Nick's Mom

A person who can be considered a sexually active slut; usually even sluttier than a prostitute, hooker, etc. Can also be used to describe a plethora of STD's.

The ice cream man is like Nick's Mom; when they come into the neighborhood, everybody runs out with $1 bills in their hands.

by NotAbeLincoln May 16, 2014

stacy's mom

Damn Stacy's mom she got it going on

Damn Stacy's mom she got it going on

by Agentshivaji May 27, 2016