The sexual desire to have sexual intercourse or perform sexual acts on a stoma, the hole in a person's larynx and throat usually the product of a laryngectomy or tracheostomy.
Eddie suffers from stomania; he has ever since he saw his nan smoke through her neck hole.
smomn is an acronym for "squirt milk out my nose." used to denote someone who is laughing at the same time drinking milk. this milk would projectile out of said nostrils of such the person that is laughing in that no one would have any clue if this person had not said smomn. this was made in an attempt to deteriorate the use of lol, which is majorly overused now.
person1: i farted person2: smomn
person1: wtf?
person2: don't worry about it
Miriam Rees-Sloman's are probably the coolest people you will ever meet. As godly as she may seem she can be very down to earth and can calm any situation. She is known for blinding people from her gorgeousness and has been compared to mermaids because her angelic voice makes people want to follow her everywhere. You could describe her as "OP" which fits with the gamer side of her. She could beat you online or irl no matter the type of fight. Her skills are endless. Her drip game is insane which just adds to her shine.
"Wow MiriamRees-Sloman reminds me of Little Mac because she is SO OP."
"Yeah I really wish I was her:("
A really good guy who treats his friends with respect and doesn’t trash talk anyone. He’s also really tall and cute but doesn’t believe much in himself and is slightly insecure. Consequently he’s very humble even though he doesn’t need to be. He loves everyone wholeheartedly and falls for people hard. He has many friends who adore him.
A combination between Smammered & Comatose The state where you've drank so much that you cannot move or communicate and it seems to others that you're in a coma.
Guy 1: Man did you see Steve last night? He was Smomatosed!
Guy 2: Haha! Yeah man, he was crazy smomatose, I knew he shouldn't have had that 32nd shot of moonshine.