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smokey joe
a man or lad that smokes excessevly in the binge style and takes 10 second pulls draining the cigerette/joint's life away leaving it shrivelled like a small prune.(the cheeks collapse whilst doing this)a smokey joe isnt actually a crack head who enjoys his cigerettes but a chav of a sort who craves coffin nails.
smokey joe by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005
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smokey joe
When a girl is giving you head, you plug one of her nostrils and shove a bong/joint in the other and have her blow smoke all over your dick.
smokey joe by Andy! November 18, 2006
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smokey joe by PedroXL October 1, 2006
Smokey Joe
A person who decided that weed, ganja,loud,crow was the way forward a while back. Then since has medicated constantly when able.
Smokey Joe by SmokeeJoe March 7, 2020
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Smokey Joe by Keith Woody September 29, 2004
Smokey Joe
When a lady is going down on a person, takes a break and mistakenly reaches for a quick swig of nearby beverage not realising it was being used as an ashtray and proceeds to vom all over their partners genitalia
Smokey Joe by FranDeKamp June 7, 2019
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