Definitions by Willy~Wonka

lerd 

scouse word for "lad"

ay lerd, look at dis!

lerd by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

arse monkey 

A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.

"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"

arse monkey by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

liquorice allsorts 

assorted tasty liquorice sweeties :D

hmm you got liquorice allsorts there? GIVE SOME NOW!!!1 bitch

liquorice allsorts by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

huhu 

huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu lame laugh

huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh - look at that guys face

huhu by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

lalalalalalalalalalal 

lamer lol alternative

hey i have a sausage on my head - lalalalalalalalalalal (not said,only typed)

lalalalalalalalalalal by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

smokey joe

a man or lad that smokes excessevly in the binge style and takes 10 second pulls draining the cigerette/joint's life away leaving it shrivelled like a small prune.(the cheeks collapse whilst doing this)a smokey joe isnt actually a crack head who enjoys his cigerettes but a chav of a sort who craves coffin nails.

na aint got a light,but smokey over there has

smokey joe by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005