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1. Someone who is trippin balls, stupid as fuck, out of their mind.

2. Smoking a blunt/backwood so big it looks like a penis, i.e smokin dick.

1. Mike: Yo did you hear that Shawn just sold his grandma's jesus piece?
Tyler: That nigga must be smokin dick!

2. Trent: Damn, that backwood is fat as shit!
Langston: Yea nigga I'm smokin dick

smokin dick by TheMetaphorer March 13, 2018

Smokin' Dick

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.

You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.

Smokin' Dick by Sweet&No February 1, 2009

Smokin' Dick

- When someone is tripping hard asf.

" Yo, Bobby & them just cussed at his mom..."

" YO THAT NIGGA MUST BE SMOKIN' DICK"

Smokin' Dick by UglehNikkTaiBow January 25, 2017

Smokin' dick

The act of sucking someones penis.

Billy: Man your mom sure loves smokin' dick

John: SHUT UP MAN

Smokin' dick by Jiren710 August 3, 2021

Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances

"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."

Smokin' Dick by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024

Smoking Dick

A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

Smoking Dick by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

Smoking dick

When someone says somethings stupid

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."

Smoking dick by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026