smokin dick

1. Someone who is trippin balls, stupid as fuck, out of their mind.

2. Smoking a blunt/backwood so big it looks like a penis, i.e smokin dick.

1. Mike: Yo did you hear that Shawn just sold his grandma's jesus piece?
Tyler: That nigga must be smokin dick!

2. Trent: Damn, that backwood is fat as shit!
Langston: Yea nigga I'm smokin dick

by TheMetaphorer March 13, 2018

Smokin' Dick

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.

You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.

by Sweet&No February 1, 2009

Smokin' Dick

- When someone is tripping hard asf.

" Yo, Bobby & them just cussed at his mom..."

" YO THAT NIGGA MUST BE SMOKIN' DICK"

by UglehNikkTaiBow January 25, 2017

Smokin' dick

The act of sucking someones penis.

Billy: Man your mom sure loves smokin' dick

John: SHUT UP MAN

by Jiren710 August 3, 2021

Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances

"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."

by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024