Smoked Sausage 

A condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her ass. The Smoked Sausage usually serves as the final negative rebuttal to an unwanted sexual advance.

Ben's Smoked Sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. Never again will he place his engorged cock between the ass cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed

Smoked Sausage by teh collective January 13, 2010

Smoked Sausage 

When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.

Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!

Smoked Sausage by Jaypjayb January 20, 2009

Smoked Sausage 

When one farts on his or her partner during anal intercourse.

Never eat too much chorizo. Sally ended up giving Carlos a Smoked Sausage last night when he fucked her in the ass.

Smoked Sausage by KelliCocoa December 24, 2019

Smoked Sausage 

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.

Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night

Smoked Sausage by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

smoked sausage fest 

Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.

I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.

smoked sausage fest by Bazly January 1, 2010

jamaican smoked sausage 

The act of taking a huge rip out of a bong and proceeding to blow it into a vagina, sticking your dick in immediately so the smoke comes out with your strokes.

E:Yo bro I was trying something new with my girl so I gave her the Jamaican smoked sausage.

M: What’s that?

E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!

jamaican smoked sausage by Bimbap July 24, 2021

hickory smoked sausage 

a black mans penis (usually shortened to hickory)

she got down on her knees and sucked his hickory

hickory smoked sausage by yogi May 25, 2004