smoke hand 

One who masturbates so frequently or so furiously that one would expect to see his hand smoking afterwards.

Have you seen Adam today? No, we got high speed internet last week and he's been in his room ever since. Man, what a smoke hand.

smoke hand by 3rd from the left May 11, 2010

third-hand smoke 

Second-hand smoke suffered through inhalation of someone else's clothes, car, etc. At work: someone's paperwork, file folders, etc. In breath: usually accompanied with alcohol or coffee.

I about choked from third-hand smoke when Tammy was talking so close to my face!

third-hand smoke by KarlaSue2001 July 28, 2006

second hand smoke 

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.

Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.

second hand smoke by UT Tower September 19, 2009

third hand smoke 

Those who have been around people who have been around people who were smoking.
Or, being in places where smoking has occured, thus being tainted by a smokey smell.

I encountered third hand smoke when my husband returned from a bar.

third hand smoke by Katie R July 20, 2008

Triple Hand Smoke

Triple hand smoke, When Two or more people are smoking in your house.

Dude my mom and her boyfriend are smoking!
Watch out! Your gonna get that triple hand smoke!

Triple Hand Smoke by Longcats Sister. January 9, 2010

second-hand smoke 

the wafting smell from one stall to the next that occurs while moving one's bowels in a public restroom.

"Dude, that is nasty!"

"Yeah bro, and that's just the second-hand smoke you're getting. It's 10 times worse at ground zero."

second-hand smoke by jeremyf October 9, 2007

second hand smoke 

what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.

rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.

second hand smoke by rilesworth July 26, 2006