smoke hand

One who masturbates so frequently or so furiously that one would expect to see his hand smoking afterwards.

Have you seen Adam today? No, we got high speed internet last week and he's been in his room ever since. Man, what a smoke hand.

by 3rd from the left May 11, 2010

Smoking Hand Position

The position in which a human being makes a position with their middle finger extended out with their index finger in which they hold the ciggy in the middle of the finger gap.

Person 1: I'm doing the Smoking Hand Position
Person 2: AYY YOO GIMME SOME OF THE GUD STUUUFF

by drunk danny devito January 21, 2019

second hand smoking

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.

Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.

by rpetras July 22, 2008

third-hand smoke

Second-hand smoke suffered through inhalation of someone else's clothes, car, etc. At work: someone's paperwork, file folders, etc. In breath: usually accompanied with alcohol or coffee.

I about choked from third-hand smoke when Tammy was talking so close to my face!

by KarlaSue2001 July 28, 2006

second hand smoke

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.

Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.

by UT Tower September 18, 2009

third hand smoke

Those who have been around people who have been around people who were smoking.
Or, being in places where smoking has occured, thus being tainted by a smokey smell.

I encountered third hand smoke when my husband returned from a bar.

by Katie R October 14, 2007

second-hand smoked

An innocent bystander who has been killed in a gunfight can be referred to as "Second-hand smoked."

John: Did you hear the gunshots last night?
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.

by phonaputer September 22, 2015