smhess 

An adjective describing something that is extremely unattractive. Smoking+hot+mess=smhess!

Those shorts were way too small on her large frame. She looked a smhess!

Dude came out looking dirty and dingy. A smhess!

Talking and acting "ghetto" is a smhess!

smhess by Kim R. October 29, 2007

smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

John was a right twat, a total smess infact.

smess by Red Eye September 20, 2003

Shessaa

Shessaa is so cool and loving. They cares about others and will love you the most if you are the closest to him. He's very loyal and might be lazy at times. Shessaa is cute and an amazing person. Shessa know that you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side

person 1: omg shessaa so cutee.

person 2: ikr he's so sweet too

Shessaa by mekooooo December 5, 2022

smessay 

a combination of the words sms and essay, an smessay is a text message of an extreme, ridiculous length, often containing irrelevant information on someone's life that you just don't care about. Most often received in the early hours of the morning after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.

The following is an actual smessay:

"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."

smessay by Tammara Dawson October 30, 2007

SCHESSER 

(Latin)Noun. He who shesses. May drive a dually truck when appropriate to provide schessing to his co-workers. Arrives early to work.

BILLY IS A MASTER SCHESSER. ONE WHO SCHESSES DAY IN AND DAY OUT.

SCHESSER by Biscuits 52 October 3, 2021

smessette 

a follower of smess. A group of people who hang around the internet, helping their leader to inflate his already over-inflated ego. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

Sam was a bit of a waste of space, in fact, a right smessette!

smessette by halloweenjack December 9, 2005

smessing

n. To harass, beguile, or otherwise screw with someone by SMS.

1 txt: hey looser i 8 all ur klondike barz 2day

2 txt: wtf!!1! u best be smessing with me!

smessing by portman2 June 20, 2011