smerlis 

A complete Idiot or someone who is extremely slow

Achai is such a smerlis

smerlis by Mctres May 19, 2024

smerkish

background- real hood- richmond cali
1.to do something messed up
2.to have a scandelous attitude or personality.

He robbed his friend, damn that boy is smerkish.

smerkish by maxx March 4, 2005

smerlas 

Large, frightening man, commonly employed as a bouncer or guard dog, with the intelligence of an average sheep.

Holy Shit, I aint gunna get into that club tonight, they got a smerlas at the front door.

smerlas by Nicholas Murphy January 4, 2008

smerkish

This is slang specific to Richmond, California. Richmond kids say "smerkish" where their counterparts in Oakland would say shady or scandalous. Smerkish can be used as a synonym for suspicious, wrong, sneaky, unfair - regarding any person or situation where someone is being treated badly. It can be an adjective, adverb, or verb; I've even heard people say, "Aw, she smerked you."

Maliq and his boys are posted on 4th and McDonald when a car full of Northers creeps by, mugging them. Maliq says, "Watch out - they smerkish" and reaches for his gun.

Later, Maliq asks a girl for her phone number and she laughs in his face. His parnter says, "Aw, she did you smerkish, blood."

smerkish by Ms. B April 30, 2006

Smeris 

Smeris is the dutch word for cop. It isn't very negative though.

Shit, daar zijn de smerissen!

Smeris by Mikester May 14, 2005

smeris 

a police officer in holland, used as a bad-name for the police officer.

look at that stupid smeris

smeris by alban August 18, 2006

Dirty Smertis 

The process of pulling a girls panties in a "wedgie" fashion then having anal sex with her while she is still wearing her panties.

I gave your mom a Dirty Smertis last night.

Dirty Smertis by Joe Red June 25, 2008