smerlas

Large, frightening man, commonly employed as a bouncer or guard dog, with the intelligence of an average sheep.

Holy Shit, I aint gunna get into that club tonight, they got a smerlas at the front door.

by Nicholas Murphy January 4, 2008

smerlis

A complete Idiot or someone who is extremely slow

Achai is such a smerlis

by Mctres May 19, 2024