Someone who feels the need to poop in squalor as many times as it takes to become a peanut butter queen.
"I heard you could became smergish after eating peanut butter with a spoon out of a jar. On the news there was a guy who was found in an alley filled with shit and empty peanut butter jars. He attacked anyone who came close to the jars, saying they were her majesty's crown.
by CrimpusBrain.hlerrrr September 10, 2022