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Someone who feels the need to poop in squalor as many times as it takes to become a peanut butter queen.

"I heard you could became smergish after eating peanut butter with a spoon out of a jar. On the news there was a guy who was found in an alley filled with shit and empty peanut butter jars. He attacked anyone who came close to the jars, saying they were her majesty's crown.

smergish by CrimpusBrain.hlerrrr September 9, 2022

Words you can keep

smerkish

background- real hood- richmond cali
1.to do something messed up
2.to have a scandelous attitude or personality.

He robbed his friend, damn that boy is smerkish.

smerkish by maxx March 4, 2005

smerkish

This is slang specific to Richmond, California. Richmond kids say "smerkish" where their counterparts in Oakland would say shady or scandalous. Smerkish can be used as a synonym for suspicious, wrong, sneaky, unfair - regarding any person or situation where someone is being treated badly. It can be an adjective, adverb, or verb; I've even heard people say, "Aw, she smerked you."

Maliq and his boys are posted on 4th and McDonald when a car full of Northers creeps by, mugging them. Maliq says, "Watch out - they smerkish" and reaches for his gun.

Later, Maliq asks a girl for her phone number and she laughs in his face. His parnter says, "Aw, she did you smerkish, blood."

smerkish by Ms. B April 30, 2006

cock smorgishboard

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.

Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday

cock smorgishboard by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

Testosterone Smorgishboard by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026