smergish 

Someone who feels the need to poop in squalor as many times as it takes to become a peanut butter queen.

"I heard you could became smergish after eating peanut butter with a spoon out of a jar. On the news there was a guy who was found in an alley filled with shit and empty peanut butter jars. He attacked anyone who came close to the jars, saying they were her majesty's crown.

smergish by CrimpusBrain.hlerrrr September 9, 2022

smerkish

background- real hood- richmond cali
1.to do something messed up
2.to have a scandelous attitude or personality.

He robbed his friend, damn that boy is smerkish.

smerkish by maxx March 4, 2005

smerkish

This is slang specific to Richmond, California. Richmond kids say "smerkish" where their counterparts in Oakland would say shady or scandalous. Smerkish can be used as a synonym for suspicious, wrong, sneaky, unfair - regarding any person or situation where someone is being treated badly. It can be an adjective, adverb, or verb; I've even heard people say, "Aw, she smerked you."

Maliq and his boys are posted on 4th and McDonald when a car full of Northers creeps by, mugging them. Maliq says, "Watch out - they smerkish" and reaches for his gun.

Later, Maliq asks a girl for her phone number and she laughs in his face. His parnter says, "Aw, she did you smerkish, blood."

smerkish by Ms. B April 30, 2006

cock smorgishboard 

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.

Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday

cock smorgishboard by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

Testosterone Smorgishboard 

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

Testosterone Smorgishboard by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009