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This is slang specific to Richmond, California. Richmond kids say "smerkish" where their counterparts in Oakland would say shady or scandalous. Smerkish can be used as a synonym for suspicious, wrong, sneaky, unfair - regarding any person or situation where someone is being treated badly. It can be an adjective, adverb, or verb; I've even heard people say, "Aw, she smerked you."
Maliq and his boys are posted on 4th and McDonald when a car full of Northers creeps by, mugging them. Maliq says, "Watch out - they smerkish" and reaches for his gun.

Later, Maliq asks a girl for her phone number and she laughs in his face. His parnter says, "Aw, she did you smerkish, blood."
smerkish by Ms. B April 30, 2006

Smurkish 

Shady, fucked up just like Shady Buisness
Like if a bitch tell yo buisness and was supposed to be yo homegirl datz Smurkish
Smurkish by lil 2900 May 13, 2005

Smirkish Ass Bitch 

The word bitch technically means "Female Dog" but in this definition "Smirkish Ass Bitch" could refer to any living human who is down right fucked up in all ways, shapes, and forms. A scandolous individual who will fuck you over real quick and for any and everything they can get. Someone not to be trusted and who must be observed by others. Very sneaky.
LNBAC "aye have you talked to Brittany today I think she took something from my house and we closer and cooler than that".

Gutta "Hell naw I ain't talked to that smirkish ass bitch you know you can't trust that bitch round yo shit. YO BAD!"

smirkish 

a shady situation a bad feeling about somethin' or a sneeky lookin individual
when its hella people just posted for no reason and they all lookin at you... They lookin smirkish
smirkish by lady lexo December 2, 2003

smirkish 

That's a smirkish ass man.
smirkish by Quincy haynes July 27, 2005

dorkish smorkish 

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.
"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"
dorkish smorkish by alex December 1, 2004
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