A small land-locked island in the South Pacific, somewhere near Norway. It shares borders with Argentina and Kazakhstan. It's like Serbia, but with an M in it. The Smerbian flag features its coat of arms, a raptor riding a bear riding an elephant. The raptor-bear-elephant cavalry of course is our only defense against flying sharks. For if sharks could fly, we would all be doomed.
The second verse of the Smerbian national anthem has no words. Instead, singers are supposed to hum nervously as if they've forgotten the words. It ends with a majestic kazoo solo.
The king of Smerbia took a lunch break 10 years ago and never returned, so since then Smerbia has become a republic state until he returns. Smerbia still retains a Royal Guard, an army of ninjas, to guard the non-existent royals.
Smerbopulated is a state of mind. You'll encounter such a state, after smoking tons of weed. Especially sparingly through the day, to have a big finale where you just get stoned! Being smerbopulated means having that stupid high, where you can feel yourself going cross-eyed, and keep telling yourself "I look so stupid right now." Yet, you can't really do anything about it.
Man, I was smokin' a bowl every couple of hours, then finally I just decided to go all out, I could feel myself drooling, shit ballz, I was smerbopulated as fuck.