smellest 

(v) to attack someone in order to smell a fragrance on their body; to make a sexual advance based on a scentual attraction

my girlfriend smellested me after I put on her favorite fragrance

smellest by .....?...... December 9, 2008

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

World's Smallest Violin 

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

World's Smallest Violin by AllBastard December 19, 2011

smellstain 

A smellstain is a stain left not by a matter of mark but by the matter of smell

Example
Koutsou walked into the room to rest his head on the pillow to smell hannah had left a smellstain from the curry that she had eaten by sitting on his pillow for support

smellstain by KoutsouJoyce November 19, 2018

National give ur smallest friend a hug day 

October 28th

Today is national give ur smallest friend a hug day

National give ur smallest friend a hug day by CerealBoi2020 October 27, 2019

Smelless 

Something that has no scent. Just as something that has no color is colorless

The world's next richest man is the one who will invent smelless weed.

Johnny: Dude, take a whiff of this aged cheddar!
Rocket: Seems pretty smelless to me...

Smelless by DeOdorAnt June 1, 2011

World's smallest fiddle 

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

World's smallest fiddle by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010