An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame
d-bag.
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."
Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
Buy a
World's smallest fiddle
mug!
