smegulate

smegulate (transitive verb)
1. Destruction or devaluation of something or of a situation through smeg, that is, through self-centered stupidity;
2. Ruining by intentional or unintentional contamination with smegma

"it's hard to share a bathroom with kieran, everything's all smegulated"

by ManIntheHills March 7, 2015

snagulate

To dominate by being snaggy. (sexy and awesome, snaggable)

Girrrl, I gotta new challenge on my plate-I'm about to snagulate!

by roof-jumpa January 5, 2011

Swagulate

When ones swag becomes too copious, they have to regulate the amount of swag they release.

Bro, I have too many thirsty fat chicks on my dick, I have to sit and swagulate.

by Nuudles December 9, 2012

only one can speculate

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject

yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017

smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

stagulate

the act of unintentional procrastination

Hurry up! Quit stagulating.

by Valarie March 16, 2005

Smegular Degular

A regular everyday male or female who looks really fancy, possibly famous.

Guy 1: Wow she looks famous!
Guy 2: Nah man, she's smegular degular.
Guy 1: She's what?
Guy 2: Smegular regular, ya know, a normal person who looks famous.

by Fabreezy0_0 October 17, 2017