smeet tweet

When someone with a small sends a picture of their junk to a unsuspecting female.

Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "

Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "

Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "

smeet tweet by Monkeybutteod September 23, 2021

sweet-tweet 

a complementary, exceptionally clever, or simply pleasant Twitter post

(1) It’s not 'sucking up' to send sweet-tweets to celeb heroes; it’s only like you're applauding them.
(2) That was a sweet-tweet you wrote about the Oscars.

sweet-tweet by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 3, 2014

tweet skeet 

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.

1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."

tweet skeet by suyinmei August 22, 2009

tweet sheet 

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter

Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.

tweet sheet by jjmo July 20, 2009

Skeet it and Tweet it 

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

Skeet it and Tweet it by JbJr03 July 30, 2010