well fitttt but going out with a freak called tom, avoid him, hang out with her, shes a babe...
guy 1: duude i would so tap that...
guy 2: dude, your wasting your time, smellas going out with this guy called tom, hes kinda wierd, lets hang with her though
A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.
The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be likeone great big smelly ice cream cone.