A Smellan is a curious creature, only found at the rarest of times. She is defined by a massive smile (some would say a shit eating grin) and bubbly personality. She can't stick to fad diets because shiny things distract her. The only thing that distracts her more is a Farmer. She is a good cook and knows her ability in the Kitchen extends to the bedroom.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods