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A Smellan is a curious creature, only found at the rarest of times. She is defined by a massive smile (some would say a shit eating grin) and bubbly personality. She can't stick to fad diets because shiny things distract her. The only thing that distracts her more is a Farmer. She is a good cook and knows her ability in the Kitchen extends to the bedroom.
Mmm dat one fine Smellan
by Sneechy April 07, 2015
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