Smeaged

A state of drunkenness beyond all others. While your normal drinker passes out, one who is smeaged plays through to the A.M., continually drinking in excess, somehow, someway. Smeaging results in memory loss and good stories. AKA, Dallas Downs Syndrome.

At Destin for the 4th, an all day drinking binge results in your friend, Dallas, who is smeaged, disappearing. At about 5am when most others are passed out for the night, your smeaged friend is still going strong, talking to random folks about Lynyrd Skynyrd and Auburn football. The smeaged friend then passes out on a beach float in someone's driveway.

by hardmbe September 4, 2008

Smeaging

When you're popping the fuck off.

Popularised by FaZe BabyBay dumpstering in pro Valorant.

Babybay was smeaging on 'em

by yadooK March 12, 2021

Smeags

Used to describe someone who isn't particulary good looking. Originated from the Lord of The Rings character Sméagol.

person 1 "Do you like her?"
person 2 "na bro she's smeags"

by 93Piti September 15, 2011

Smeag

(n.) The lowest of all lows in humanity. A phony of fake. One who should be put in a dark hole and left for eternity.

"Oh no Smeag wants to hang out."

by master0disasterx June 3, 2006

Smeaging

An abundance of anxiety; When anxiety takes over life.

“Beaker” from Sesame Street

Al’s Smeaging out right now.
I talked to him earlier, he was smeaged out.

by Smig Bush August 10, 2023

Smeag

V: To crave for something. Comes from Tolkien's novels' Smeagle.

N: An addict

I am Smeagin for IN-n-OUT burger.

Never trust a Smeag.

by awesomepawesome12 February 3, 2009

Smeage

The act of being sneaky, sly, or slick.

"You seen him tryin to smeage out of work early."
"I can't believe he was tryin to smeage some money out my pocket."

by Dp2Times March 18, 2008